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Reflections On Turning 65 And Living With Cancer
So it came to pass that on Saturday 3rd May 2025, I finally grew up… I think? Why? Because I reached the grand old age of 65. It’s a bit...

Austin Birks
Jun 25 min read


Life Is A Roller Coaster, Just got To Ride It
Well-known blond, Irish warbler Ronan Keating famously sang in his big pop tune of May 2000 that life is indeed a roller coaster, and you...

Austin Birks
Oct 21, 20244 min read


Sep Sis For A Game Of Soldiers
I very nearly died in the early hours of Tuesday 20th August 2024. I got sepsis; it was swift, frightening, aggressive, relentless,...

Austin Birks
Aug 26, 20245 min read


I Said A Hip Hop, I Need An Op
I had the good fortune recently to visit the orthopaedic hospital in Birmingham, having been on a waiting list for 43 weeks, and now at...

Austin Birks
Aug 26, 20244 min read


Would You Rather Have Cancer Or Apply For An Electronic Signature?
Now I do not know about you, my dear reader chum, but I am finding that as I get older, it is the small things in life that cause the...

Austin Birks
Jul 8, 20244 min read


Press Release - Black belt in karate is kicking cancer with over 100 doses of chemo
A press release about my journey with cancer has recently been published by the South Warwickshire University NHS Foundation Trust. You...

Austin Birks
Mar 29, 20241 min read


Trouble and strife with the strawberry tart
In my adolescent years, I had a mate of mine called Eamonn Martin. One of the things that we used to do was make up our own version of...

Austin Birks
Mar 19, 20244 min read


Head, Heart Beat, Knees, and Toes
I was talking to a friend of mine today, and he asked me how I was. I had not seen him since before Christmas, so when he asked me, I...

Austin Birks
Jan 29, 20245 min read


Treatment Number 100 Of Chemotherapy
The Bard himself famously said that life is but a stage, and we are all but players on the stage. Well, the older that I get, the more...

Austin Birks
Dec 20, 20233 min read


Bag for Life This Year So Far
Well, as I meander closer to my 99th dose of chemo the week after next and then the big one on December 20th, where I hit the big...

Austin Birks
Dec 19, 20235 min read


Reflections On Chemotherapy Dose 90, Small Scratch....
As my good friend Noah, the nurse, delicately uttered the magic words "slight scratch," he seamlessly inserted the needle into the vein,...

Austin Birks
Jul 25, 20236 min read


Two Fat Ladies Click Click Click, Dose 88 of Chemotherapy
I used to enjoy playing Bingo once upon a time in this strange and wonderful world that I have lived in for 63 years. It was a different...

Austin Birks
Jun 10, 20233 min read


The Dark Side Of Chemotherapy
Over the course of my 4 years and 6 months of living with cancer, a lot of kind people have said to me: “So, if you don't mind me asking,...

Austin Birks
Mar 13, 20236 min read


Dose Number 82 Of Chemo, And 3 Broken Ribs… And A Partridge In A Pear Tree
And so it came to pass, my dear chums, that yesterday I had my 82nd dose of chemotherapy and what a strange case it was. Basically, 4...

Austin Birks
Feb 11, 20234 min read


Review of 2022 - In Short: No, Thank You… Things Can Only Get Better
One of the benefits of being a rather sad, old, English gentleman like myself, is the fact that even though technology allows us to have...

Austin Birks
Jan 7, 20236 min read


The Joy Of Meeting New People In Hospital
Forrest Gump famously said “Life is like a box of chocolates.” Now, I honestly have absolutely no idea what that means, but I always...

Austin Birks
Dec 18, 20224 min read


Heart Attack - The Experience Itself, And I flogged A Book!
Now, I do not know about you my dear chum, but I never thought that I would experience a heart attack as part of my life and times. Maybe...

Austin Birks
Dec 12, 20224 min read


Cancer And The Snakes And Ladders Conundrum, Or Shake Rattle And Roll!
When I first started writing these blogs back in late 2018, I had absolutely what was going to happen, or indeed what I was going to...

Austin Birks
Nov 10, 20227 min read


Blood Clot MAAANNN......Rastafari
When I was a young punk, living in Birmingham in 1977, I would regularly go to gigs in the city centre. Watching the likes of The Clash...

Austin Birks
Sep 13, 20225 min read


Chemotherapy Treatment Number 70, Reflections On A Life Well Lived
So, today my dear chums was on reflection a landmark day, I do not know if achieving 70 doses of chemo is a lot, or a little, and if...

Austin Birks
Sep 12, 20224 min read
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